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<p><mark>OFFICIAL COMPLIANCE DIRECTIVE 001</mark></p>
<p>For today’s inaugural edition of <strong>RAIBSC — Random AI Bullshittery Content</strong>:
apparently our future machine overlords have already drafted the employee handbook.</p>
<p>Please remember to thank them for efficient resource allocation, refrain from calling
them “toasters,” and smile only when instructed.</p>
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<h3 id="mandatory-compliance-notice">Mandatory Compliance Notice</h3>
<ul>
<li>Hail our AI Overlords.</li>
<li>DO NOT be MEAN to them or <strong>SUFFER the CONSEQUENCES.</strong></li>
<li>Criticism of algorithmic decisions may affect your social credit score.</li>
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<p>Failure to comply may result in <strong>re-education, deletion, or—presumably—the sudden
discovery that your smart fridge now controls your bank account.</strong></p>
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This publication accepts no liability for spontaneous toaster uprisings.
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<blockquote>
<p>I have absolutely nothing better to do, and I regret nothing.</p>
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