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RAIBSC#1

By datakraut • 1 minute read •


Trigger Warning

This page contains AI GENERATED content.

Disclaimer
  • This post is satire. No actual machine overlords were offended during its production.

OFFICIAL COMPLIANCE DIRECTIVE 001

For today’s inaugural edition of RAIBSC — Random AI Bullshittery Content: apparently our future machine overlords have already drafted the employee handbook.

Please remember to thank them for efficient resource allocation, refrain from calling them “toasters,” and smile only when instructed.

Failure to comply may result in re-education, deletion, or—presumably—the sudden discovery that your smart fridge now controls your bank account.

This publication accepts no liability for spontaneous toaster uprisings.

I have absolutely nothing better to do, and I regret nothing.